No Christmas trees at Seattle airport

All the Christmas trees are being removed from the Seattle airport after a Rabbi complained. Rather than tell the good Rabbi to shut his knish hole, the trees are being removed.

From K5news, via Drudge; emphasis added:

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Sea-Tac public affairs manager Terri-Ann Betancourt said the trees that adorn the Sea-Tac upper and lower levels may not properly represent all cultures.

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Since some South American tribes are cannibals, I expect Ms. Betancourt to adequately represent them next year. And she'll need to erect a gruesome suicide bombing display to appease Palestinian-Americans, too. Jews will need to be dismembered, lying around in pools of blood.

No, that's probably not a good idea. When liberals get trapped by their own inventions, political correctness and multiculturism, there is only one safe course of action. Blobby. He's neutral gray, silent, sits very still, and is without form or gender. When you can't please absolutely everyone (which liberals can't understand is impossible and unnecessary), call in Blobby.


"Deck the halls with an inoffensive, gray shape."