Sunday, November 20, 2011

OWS out

Image from Atlas Shrugs

I'm glad to see police have finally swept the country of the communist vermin "mostly peaceful" OWS folks. I'm against OWS, if you couldn't guess, because I don't agree with Democrats and the Communist Party USA that poor people are poor because they have been exploited by the rich. I believe they are poor because they're lazy and uneducated. OWS protesters should go home, take a shower, and get a job.

"There's no romantic ideal involved. Let's recognize these people for what they are. They're not romantic revolutionaries, they're the same thugs and hoodlums that have always plagued the good people." --- President Richard M. Nixon


Anonymous said...

"OWS protesters should go home, take a shower, and get a job*."

* - To "get a job", you must have a perfect work history with no gaps, but no more than x number of jobs in the past x years, you must submit to a background check, a drug test, a personality test, a credit check which must be clear, you must be willing to accept a wage that can not possibly pay expenses and pay back any loans you have taken out at the same time, you must have at least five years of experience, a college degree, and these certifications, but don't worry about putting all of that to use because it is entry level, oh, and you MUST be currently employed too.

The Shaved Ape said...

And despite the insane odds you so carefully explained, 92% of the population is working. It's truly amazing how unlucky the 8% are.

Where's my violin? I haven't played in a while, but if I gave it a proper tuning, I'll bet I could do a thigh-slapping rendition of "No Sympathy For Lazy Communists".

Getting a job is a competition, which is a dirty word to you socialists. After all, you're entitled to a fantastic job with a degree in "peace studies" or "gender studies".