tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14374341.post8178020927462872517..comments2023-10-26T06:41:32.458-07:00Comments on The Shaved Ape: OWS outThe Shaved Apehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14889474059940193535noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14374341.post-11066918360020175902011-11-23T05:12:34.145-08:002011-11-23T05:12:34.145-08:00And despite the insane odds you so carefully expla...And despite the insane odds you so carefully explained, 92% of the population is working. It's truly amazing how unlucky the 8% are.<br /><br />Where's my violin? I haven't played in a while, but if I gave it a proper tuning, I'll bet I could do a thigh-slapping rendition of "No Sympathy For Lazy Communists".<br /><br />Getting a job is a competition, which is a dirty word to you socialists. After all, you're entitled to a fantastic job with a degree in "peace studies" or "gender studies".The Shaved Apehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14889474059940193535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14374341.post-87512248349131746632011-11-22T06:31:43.514-08:002011-11-22T06:31:43.514-08:00"OWS protesters should go home, take a shower..."OWS protesters should go home, take a shower, and get a job*."<br /><br /><br />* - To "get a job", you must have a perfect work history with no gaps, but no more than x number of jobs in the past x years, you must submit to a background check, a drug test, a personality test, a credit check which must be clear, you must be willing to accept a wage that can not possibly pay expenses and pay back any loans you have taken out at the same time, you must have at least five years of experience, a college degree, and these certifications, but don't worry about putting all of that to use because it is entry level, oh, and you MUST be currently employed too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com