Friday, August 11, 2006

Killer squirrels terrorize world

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Last year squirrrels attacked and killed a dog in a Russian park (story here). Today we learn about seven innocent Floridians brutally attacked by a squirrel.

Local6 News:

    A 3-year-old boy was bitten by the animal several times and has a two-inch wound on his leg, according to the report.

    Another child was reportedly bitten on his calf and a man sitting on a park bench was attacked by the squirrel. He suffered a bite and scratches on his arm.

It must be global warming. The squirrels are too hot. If only Al Gore were president (sniff, sob), this would be fixed!


Dave Drake said...

The squirrel incident is a plot orchestrated by Karl Rove to deflect attention from the failed policies in the Bush Admin. responsible for the War in Iraq. Don't ya know....

The Shaved Ape said...

Very intelligent analysis, Dave. Were the squirrels Muslim?