Here are the top five things to do with the rare chestnut tree:
5. Chop it down and make rare, chestnut spanking paddles.
4. Carve it into a cheezy Indian totem pole.
3. Hang a liberal from its branches. (I'm only kidding...)
2. Leave it standing so we can film Treehuggers Gone Wild.
1. Chop it down and make toilet paper for the people of India. It's about time they stopped using the left hand.
2 comments:
mocking a rarity like this tree only serves to degrade nature in all its limited capacities. And to say, joking or not, to use the tree to hang liberals from is downright appalling, Mr. Long. Dont you think its time to stop putting down liberals and try working with them to find real solutions to the problems we all face instead of ridiculling them?
I hope you're having a good time.
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