swamp = wetland
Christmas = holiday
chocolate malt = mocha frappawhatever
jungle = rainforest
Third World = developing
British Petroleum = BP
pest = endangered species
tax = investment
failure = deferred success
baby = fetus or collection of cells
prison guard = correctional officer
Phillip Morris = Altria
terrorist = freedom fighter (thanks, Mondotti)
illegal alien = undocumented immigrant (undocumented Democrat, more like it)
used car = certified pre-owned (CPO)
smaller increase in spending = decrease in spending
coal = clean coal
bum = homeless
coffin = casquet
Kentucky Fried Chicken = KFC
hunting = management or harvesting
having a good time = sexual addiction
drunk = alcoholic
lying bitch = Hillary Clinton
unused field = wildlife habitat
communism and socialism = liberalism
liberalism = political correctness
global warming = climate change
terrorist = militant
mp3 player = iPod
1 comment:
Nice list Don.. Just a few I have to add: Terrorist; "Freedom Fighter" oppressed by occupiers as Cindy Sheehan and Helen Thomas would argue. Islamofacist terrorist (sorry for the redundancy) committing act of terror; "Man caused disaster". War on Terror: "Overseas contingency operation". Tea Party Protesters; “Radical, Racist domestic terrorists”. Rent-a-Mob, Socialist workers party, SEIU thugs (again, sorry for the redundancy); “Patriots”.
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