Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Good-bye election season, hello hunting season

Vinnie at The Jawa Report is already moving beyond election season and ushering in deer hunting season with a fatwa:

    In the name of Allah the most merciless and uncompassionate.

    I call upon my brothers, ye who wear the holy garments of Mossy Oak© and carriers of the mighty compound bow, muzzleloader, shotgun, and centerfire rifle.

    Jihad upon the infidel whitetail! Jihad upon the dirty Mule deer! A jihad upon all legal game animals!

    "Slay them where ye may find them." (with accordance to local hunting regulations, of course). "Field dress them, butcher them, and serve them at the dinner table." - Sura 9:29 of the Hunter's Holly Quoran.

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