Friday, September 29, 2006

Complete idiot returns from space

The world's first female space tourist returned to earth today. Guess what? She lost her lip gloss in the International Space Station (because things float away). Why did she need lip gloss in space? WTF? She also said God invented Velcro. To an Iranian, it may seem so. It was actually we Americans. The only good thing we can say about this Iranian-born American woman is that she escaped Iran. Herald Sun.

4 comments:

Wilbur Cobb said...

Sorry to correct you, but I was the one who invented The Velcro.

The Shaved Ape said...

I thought it was the Cobb salad, which actually has Velcro as an ingredient.

Wilbur Cobb said...

I stand corrected. I stole the Velcro idea from Al Gore.

The Shaved Ape said...

And what else did you steal from Algore? The internet?