Humped at the pump

LIGHT, SWEET, CRUDE. I like my oil and my women the same way. Oil is more expensive than women now, so I may have to give that up, too.

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U.S. Constitution, Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary
to the security of a free State, the right of the people
to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.