Welcome, new readers. I hope you like this blog. If not, I cordially invite you to:
1. Fuck yourself.
2. Slam your genetalia with a blunt object. Better yet, have somebody else do it.
3. Drive a No. 2 pencil through your larynx while singing Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Call Me the Breeze".
Thanks for stopping by.
3 comments:
Thank you for the invitation. I couldn't get past step #1
//k
Why would you cordially invite someone to fuck themsleves? That's not very polite of you.
No polite. Cordial. Now slither off to the hovel from whence you came.
Post a Comment