Saturday, February 18, 2006


Welcome, new readers. I hope you like this blog. If not, I cordially invite you to:

1. Fuck yourself.

2. Slam your genetalia with a blunt object. Better yet, have somebody else do it.

3. Drive a No. 2 pencil through your larynx while singing Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Call Me the Breeze".

Thanks for stopping by.


Anonymous said...

Thank you for the invitation. I couldn't get past step #1


Charlie Adams said...

Why would you cordially invite someone to fuck themsleves? That's not very polite of you.

The Shaved Ape said...

No polite. Cordial. Now slither off to the hovel from whence you came.