50 things that surprise us, somehow

The Huffington Post, the malformed, retarded creation of Bush-hater Ariana Huffington, has finally published something didn't cause me to a) puke, b) laugh in a derisive manner, c) crap, or d) all of the above.

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3. Almost all books that are published as memoirs are initially written as novels, and then the agent/editor says, this might work better as a memoir.
4. Beautiful young women sometimes marry ugly, old rich men.
5. In business, there is no such thing as synergy in the good sense of the term.
6. Freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one.
7. Nothing written in today's sports pages makes sense to anyone who didn't read yesterday's sports pages.
8. There is no explaining the stock market but people try.

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