Sunday, July 31, 2005

Jihad Jane exploits Iraq war

First, a timeline.

March 2003: U.S.-led coalition smacks Saddam Hussein.
May 2003: Saddam Hussein and his regime are gone.
July 2005: Jane Fonda announces an anti-war tour.

Hahahhahahah. Harumph. Guffaw. Chortle.

The $64,000 question: Why did Jihad Jane wait so long to stage her tour?

Come on Shaved Apes, you can do it! I’m really rooting for you. Even an ape that is just evolved enough for “high-level” cognitive thought can put this thing together.

Okay, okay. I’ll make it easy for your acerebral dunces: Jihad Jane is trying to make some money.

She is a puss-filled wench masquerading as a wrinkled cunt. Hopefully she’s the last remnant of the hippie subculture spawned in the 1960s drug carnival. I hope her generation takes the dirt nap soon. And Jane, for the love of Allah, puff on one last doobie and shut the fuck up once and for goddamned all.

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