The apes drool over Google

Source: Yahoo

We the Shaved Apes learned nothing when the dot-com bubble burst. Since we swung down from the trees and shaved off our hair, some feel we’re special, even enlightened as the only species able to "think".

Hungering for Google shares at $300 a pop is hard evidence to the contrary.

Stupid, stupid, stupid Shaved Apes. The only thing more foolish than shelling out $301 for one miserable share of Google would be harboring even a sliver of hope for Shaved Apes.

If we're fuckin' lucky, Taiwan will declare independence once and for all, the U.S. will side with Taiwan, and China will make good on its threats to nuke us. China's strike won't kill all life on the planet, but our retaliation surely will.