Trump, the shameless moth drawn to TV lights, says he will make a big announcement concerning Obama on Wednesday. What could this possibly be? Media speculation points to Obama divorcing the first lady or that he was a coke dealer in college. Very doubtful.
Here are some other possibilities, considering this is coming from Donald Trump:
+ Obama is a partial genetic clone of Karl Marx
+ He eats babies
+ He was born on Io, one of Jupiter's moons
+ He's a white teenager in blackface