Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Trump's October surprise

Trump, the shameless moth drawn to TV lights, says he will make a big announcement concerning Obama on Wednesday. What could this possibly be? Media speculation points to Obama divorcing the first lady or that he was a coke dealer in college. Very doubtful.

Here are some other possibilities, considering this is coming from Donald Trump:

+ Obama is a partial genetic clone of Karl Marx

+ He eats babies

+ He was born on Io, one of Jupiter's moons

+ He's a white teenager in blackface

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