I'm such a horrible human being for not doing more to protect the loggerhead turtle.
Sniff. How could I be so cruel, wanting to live in an advanced civilization?
Sob. If these turtles aren't protected, the entire world -- nay, the universe -- will die a slow death.
Whaaaaa.
From
AP:
The massive, nomadic sea turtles have been listed since 1978 as threatened, a step below endangered, but federal scientists proposed ratcheting up the designation after reviewing the state of the species.
Since I'm all but branded a murderer and destroyer of natural life, why not cut to the chase and do away with the loggerheads once and for all?
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1 comment:
Agreed.. The sad truth is if it weren’t for radical conservation types that confiscate your property and liberty in the name of wildlife along with a whole host of inanimate constituents, i.e. Air, earth, water, rocks, you name it, I might actually care.. But hey! I heard the stimulus paid for a nice turtle tunnel! Sigh..
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