Shoot It™: migratory birds

We're being told that we are bad people, again. The evil humans bent on total destruction of all the helpless little creatures of the world are now committing genocide on -- wait for it -- migratory birds. Cue the creepy organ music.

I'll bet National Geographic can't wait to do a large piece on this one. After all, "threatened", "endangered", "at risk" and the ever popular "imperiled" are the most used slogans at the magazine.

From AFP:

Birds that depend upon the ocean for survival "are among the most vulnerable birds on Earth to climate change," warned the report put together by the US Fish and Wildlife Service in coordination with several environmental groups.

If you use a BBQ grill on the 4th of July, you are taking part in this horrendous genocide. And, yes, liberals have tried to outlaw grilling. I'm not making this up! Don't the lefties know climate change has jumped the shark?

I pulled the following list of classic environmental whacko-socialist slogans straight from the bird story. Looks like they got 'em all:

threats
stresses
extinction
vulnerable
risk
climate change
disappear
endangered
urgency

I have a solution to the "problem". Instead of killing the birds slowly, as far-left nutjobs claim we are, why not just shoot them out of the sky and get it over with so I don't have to hear the liberal whining anymore? Then Tom Hanks and Stephen Leftyberg can do a TV miniseries to remind us how awful we are.


The entire Shoot It™ series can be found here.