Damn, now I'm thinking about slitting my wrists again.. Oh wait.. Hold the phone! I'm not gay! Oh shit.. Wait a second…. What’s that honey?..My wife just shouted from the other room to put her on suicide watch.. I just can’t win..
Now I'm confused, bro. I thought the wife of a gay man was a way of throwing off the anti-gay posse. Maybe gays who marry women actually use spirit gum to attach the wife to their chins? How do you get past airport security like that? You'd have to twist sideways to get through the metal detector with a woman mounted sideways across your face.
Sorry, was trying to build off of the Brittany Murphy post I made where you "saved me" from slitting my wrists.. Unfortunately it went down in flames and made us both more confused than Ricky Martin being told by his publicist "Now’s the time to reveal to all the world your well kept "secret" Ricky".. Of course poor Ricky didnt see his publicist snickering as he walked away..
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Damn, now I'm thinking about slitting my wrists again.. Oh wait.. Hold the phone! I'm not gay!
Oh shit.. Wait a second…. What’s that honey?..My wife just shouted from the other room to put her on suicide watch.. I just can’t win..
Your wife? I think she's called a beard...
WTF?.. A beard? I dont get it...Her skin is a color mocha.. ( A little Ricky lingo for you there) But not just around her face..
Now I'm confused, bro. I thought the wife of a gay man was a way of throwing off the anti-gay posse. Maybe gays who marry women actually use spirit gum to attach the wife to their chins? How do you get past airport security like that? You'd have to twist sideways to get through the metal detector with a woman mounted sideways across your face.
Sorry, was trying to build off of the Brittany Murphy post I made where you "saved me" from slitting my wrists.. Unfortunately it went down in flames and made us both more confused than Ricky Martin being told by his publicist "Now’s the time to reveal to all the world your well kept "secret" Ricky".. Of course poor Ricky didnt see his publicist snickering as he walked away..
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