Bubba's wife cancels Ramadan exile

Bubba Clinton's wife, Hilarious Clinton, is allowing Tariq Ramadan into the country. This is because we're not at war with terrorists, now that Our Little President™ is in office. NY Times:

“I am very happy and hopeful that I will be able to visit the United States very soon and to once again engage in an open, critical and constructive dialogue with American scholars and intellectuals,” Professor Ramadan said in a statement.