White House blocks testimony

The New York Liberal Times is reporting that Hussein has "invoked the separation of powers" to keep the White House "social secretary" from testifying about the party crashers.

Why?

It could be a legitimate national security threat. Enemies could learn something from testimony, and try something similar in the future. More likely Our Little President™ is only trying to conceal another of his amateurish blunders.

There must be some sort of mathematical expression for this sort of thing:

(electing an inexperienced radical) + (liberal arrogance) = (continual string of embarrassments)