Anti-smoking nazis can !@#$ off

I was glad to see that Michael Jordan lit a stogie at a public park where, unbelievably, it's illegal to smoke. From AP:

But when city officials saw a picture of Jordan in the San Francisco Chronicle toking on his stogie, they were quick to remind the PGA Tour that Harding Park is a city property and smoking is not allowed.

"You mean about Spare the Air Jordan?" Recreation and Park general manager Phil Ginsburg told the newspaper. "I've already sent off an e-mail to the PGA Tour director. It was sort of a gentle nudge reminding them that smoking is illegal, and that we would appreciate their support."

Do the zealots refuse to get near a street or highway? These are, after all, corridors of carbon monoxide and other dangerous pollutants. Do they refuse to barbeque, because grilling produces deadly gases, too. How about a fire in the hearth?

When I see these dimwits boycotting (and complaining like little bitches) about all these other popular forms of air pollution, then I'll take notice of the screeching against smoking.

Besides, there's nothing like lighting up after porking a young tart. Maybe the anti-smoking zealots aren't able to knock off a chunk?