The 'Islamic car'

A Malaysian company is going to build what is being called an "Islamic car." BBC:

The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed for Muslim motorists.

Key features of the Islamic Car:

1. Stone Age design makes the occupants feel right at home

2. Removable dashboard panel is ideal for beating the wife

3. Stone wheels are suitable for running over troublesome daughters who have "dishonored" the family

4. Trunk includes an assortment of rocks, should a roadside stoning become necessary

5. Instead of cup holders, the Islamic Car features four knife holders to facilitate beheadings

6. Two rocket launchers and a bomb belt are optional accessories -- one never knows when one will need to kill children