1. Six bags of Bacon Puffs deep fried pork rinds.
2. 28 lottery tickets.
3. Another bag of pot.
4. One pay-per-view wrestling event.
5. Two wife-beater shirts.
6. One case of Bud Light.
I hope the derelicts thank socialists for this windfall.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Fed minimum wage goes up by $.70 today
The minimum wage went up 70 cents today, to $5.85, according to Fox News. The nation's lazy poor will earn an extra $28 per week! They can enjoy a substantial increase in living standards because they can now afford one of the following:
1. Six bags of Bacon Puffs deep fried pork rinds.
2. 28 lottery tickets.
3. Another bag of pot.
4. One pay-per-view wrestling event.
5. Two wife-beater shirts.
6. One case of Bud Light.
I hope the derelicts thank socialists for this windfall.
1. Six bags of Bacon Puffs deep fried pork rinds.
2. 28 lottery tickets.
3. Another bag of pot.
4. One pay-per-view wrestling event.
5. Two wife-beater shirts.
6. One case of Bud Light.
I hope the derelicts thank socialists for this windfall.
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