7. You enjoy surfing the web on a very small screen
6. You enjoy using a very large cell phone
5. You think Apple products are superior based on cutesy advertising campaigns, even though they don't score well on customer satisfaction surveys.
4. You're dumb
3. It looks nice
2. Everyone else is doing it
1. It will make your penis bigger, unless you're a woman, in which case it will make your penis smaller.
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