Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Woody Allen's women

[parody]

Woody Allen was born Allen Stewart Konigsberg in 1935. Since then, he has humped just about everything younger than himself. Many believe he started making movies just to cast himself opposite young women. Muriel Hemingway, Diane Keaton, and Mia Farrow fit this mold.

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In 1992 Allen dropped Mia Farrow to go after Farrow's adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. He was 57, Soon-Yi was 22.

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By 1995 Soon-Yi was showing signs of age, so Allen pushed her aside in favor of a younger woman:

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Never satisfied, he went even younger in 1999:

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2003:

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2007:

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!