Sunday, April 08, 2007

Liberals ban the Easter bunny

ABC News:

    A Rhode Island public school has decided the Easter bunny is too Christian and renamed him Peter Rabbit, and a state legislator is so hopping mad he has introduced an "Easter Bunny Act" to save the bunny's good name.

    "Like many Rhode Islanders I'm quite frustrated … by people trying to change traditions that we've held in this country for 150 years, like the Easter bunny," Rhode Island State Rep. Richard Singleton told "Good Morning America Weekend Edition."

This is a job for Blobby, the only mascot that liberals can tolerate. He's neutral in religion, color, gender, and shape, and he makes no noise. Best of all, school children love are not offended by the Easter Blobby!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Somehow finding a "Blobby" or "Blobby Dropping" just doesn't have the same allure as finding an "Easter Egg."

"Look, I found two chocolate Blobby's." "Uh sorry dear, those are dog turds. But they certainly look like what Blobby would leave!"

Oy-f*cking Vey!