Indian mascot dropped by U. of Illinois

AP is reporting that the University of Illinois has caved in to liberalism (sometimes incorrectly called political correctness). The U's Indian mascot was ditched because a tiny minority of people were offended.

This is a job for Blobby, the only mascot who won't offend anyone. It is neutral gray, shapeless, genderless, and doesn't represent any culture, political ideology, or religion. Best of all, it roots for both teams, because even losers are winners -- by achieving deferred success. Go Blobby!