Put down your drink and listen up, South Florida, because it is time to talk Super Bowl security.
It is a known fact that the Super Bowl is a major target for terrorism. The terrorists HATE the Super Bowl, because (a) it is a symbol of corrupt Western decadence, and (b) the terrorists lost a giant bet in 2004 when the Patriots failed to cover the spread.
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Police are asking all South Floridians to be on the lookout for persons exhibiting unusual behavior, such as signaling turns, or having car insurance.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Dave Barry on Superbowl security
From the Miami Herald:
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"Police are asking all South Floridians to be on the lookout for persons exhibiting unusual behavior, such as signaling turns, or having car insurance."
F*cking scofflaws they are...with their turn signals and car insurance!
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