Why Obama should never be president

1. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. If that doesn't give you pause, you're not paying attention.

2. Admits to cocaine and marijuana use. He doesn't deny inhaling (or snorting lines of blow), so he may have better character than Bubba Clinton. But that's not saying much.

3. Far-left liberal by the voting record.

4. Two years in the U.S. Senate is sufficient experience to lead Ecuador, but not the richest, most powerful country in the history of the world. It ain't braggin' if you done it. -- John Wayne


Freshmen senators do not lead the USA.
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5. He's a smoker. Wait! That's not a bar to the presidency. Liberals, who normally treat smokers like plague carriers, don't seem to mind.

6. He wants universal, government-run health care. When is the last time you dealt with the federal government and didn't come away feeling like you had been raped by a gorilla? I challenge you to request your 2002 tax records from the IRS and still support nationalized health care.

7. Attended an Indonesian school that may or may not have been a madrassa.

8. CNN reporters are lining up to blow him.

9. Spielberg likes him.