Saturday, January 27, 2007

Why Obama should never be president

1. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. If that doesn't give you pause, you're not paying attention.

2. Admits to cocaine and marijuana use. He doesn't deny inhaling (or snorting lines of blow), so he may have better character than Bubba Clinton. But that's not saying much.

3. Far-left liberal by the voting record.

4. Two years in the U.S. Senate is sufficient experience to lead Ecuador, but not the richest, most powerful country in the history of the world. It ain't braggin' if you done it. -- John Wayne

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Freshmen senators do not lead the USA.
Partial credit for image idea: Bryan at PointB

5. He's a smoker. Wait! That's not a bar to the presidency. Liberals, who normally treat smokers like plague carriers, don't seem to mind.

6. He wants universal, government-run health care. When is the last time you dealt with the federal government and didn't come away feeling like you had been raped by a gorilla? I challenge you to request your 2002 tax records from the IRS and still support nationalized health care.

7. Attended an Indonesian school that may or may not have been a madrassa.

8. CNN reporters are lining up to blow him.

9. Spielberg likes him.


David Drake said...

At least Obama wears a protective helmet while on this tricycle thereby saving the taxpayers millions in potential medical costs lest he tip over and suffer a boo-boo!

The Shaved Ape said...

Yeah! It was Bryan over at PointB who thought of using a helmet. It's a nice touch.

Anonymous said...

Obama. The legislator who has never written a single noteworthy piece of legislation or reform, but likes to write his memoirs after accomplishing nothing other than becoming a cult of personality. An empty suit at best. Bring on the debates

Anonymous said...

The richest country is switzerland! sorry guys!

Anonymous said...

White people eat A LOT of KFC! Which race resembles an ape? Well go get an ape, check its thin lips, flat butt, and white skin under the furr.