Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Hussein: liberal arguments 'grounded in reason' (and I'm the Pope)

Barrack Hussein Obama believes liberal arguments are closer to reality, according to The Examiner:

    “The arguments of liberals are more often grounded in reason and fact,” the Illinois Democrat wrote in “The Audacity of Hope,” a memoir published last year. “Much of what I absorbed from the sixties was filtered through my mother, who to the end of her life would proudly proclaim herself an unreconstructed liberal.”

    Obama has a 95 percent liberal rating from Americans for Democratic Reform, a liberal advocacy group that ranks all members of Congress. Yet he is often portrayed as a centrist.

    “His record is liberal, and his rhetoric is moderate,” explained Larry Sabato, director of the University of Virginia’s Center for Politics.

Grounded in reason, eh? Let's review:

+ Stalin isn't such a bad guy.

+ Hitler isn't such a bad guy.

+ Mao isn't such a bad guy.

+ Castro isn't such a bad guy.

+ Saddam Hussein isn't such a bad guy.

+ Global cooling is going to kill us all.

+ Tax cuts cause financial harm to American families.

+ The oil will run dry in 1972 1978 1980 1986 1989 1995.

+ An oil pipeline will decimate the caribou herd in Alaska.

+ Acid rain is going to kill us all.

+ 9/11 was caused by U.S. foreign policy, not terrorists who hijacked planes and flew them into skyscrapers.

+ Hugo Chavez isn't such a bad guy.

+ Iran can have nuclear weapons because we have them.

+ Global warming Climate change is going to kill us all.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pope Don, I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you!

The Shaved Ape said...

I'm Pope John Paul. I was the victim of a conspiracy. Elvis and me are jamming in a basement flat in London.