Hillary Clinton makes it official

Hillarious Clinton -- a shameless political chameleon -- has announced her intention to run for communist party leader president. She couldn't resist bashing Bush. In fact, the only thing she neglected to say was the tired old socialist slogan: speak truth to power. From ABC News:

"I'm in," she said on a Web site, hillaryclinton.com. "And I'm in to win. As a senator, I will spend two years doing everything in my power to limit the damage George W. Bush can do," Clinton's statement added. "But only a new president will be able to undo Bush's mistakes and restore our hope and optimism."

If there ever was a woman who should not be president, it's Hillarious Clinton.

UPDATE: Vinnie at The Jawa Report asks Hillarious a key question: If you're elected, how many suicides will show up in Fort Marcy Park?

UPDATE: A BBC reader submitted this comment: "She is Europe's darling, but most American voters would rather eat their young than see her in office."