Democrats choosing between Clinton and Obama

Hillarious Clinton has a long history of changing her mind on key issues -- in lockstep with opinion polls. If you would be comfortable with Gallup running the country, vote for Hillarious. She is also a consumate liar and socialist.


The Chameleon

After liberalism, Barak Obama's problem is that he's not qualified to be president. Two years in the Senate is not sufficient to run a country with an annual budget greater than $5 trillion and a population over 300 million.


The Inexperienced