Best things I did in 2006
Put a DVR in my bedroom.
Told a bicycler I was going to run him down if he didn't get off my highway.
Continued hating liberals, socialists, communists, and other delusional cowards.
Disabled voicemail and text messaging. Fk tht sht.
Subscribed to Sprint's EVDO service.
Switched to the left hand.
Worst things I did in 2006
Smoked 14,600 cigarettes. That's two packs every day. At $28 per carton, the hobby cost me $2008 in 2006. I could have gone to Tijuana and rented a hooker 50.2 times for the same amount. Change is in the air.
Started playing the lottery. This is aptly called The Stupid Tax. The odds of a wealthy man walking up to me and giving me $50 million is considerably higher than hitting Mega Millions. The only saving grace is that I'm supporting education in California. If even one illegal alien gets a better education on the backs of law abiding citizens, it's worth it.
Didn't fix my car. It has been sitting for a year. Resolution: Get the car running some day.
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