Thanksgiving recipe

I want to share with you my favorite Thanksgiving recipe.

Dogs at 7-11

1. Go to 7-11

2. Choose two moist, warm hot dogs. Don't let Habib select the dogs. You must do it.

3. Choose two buns. Again, decline Habib's guidance.

4. Load each dog with mustard, relish, onions, and a few drops of cheese from automatic dispenser. Chili is optional.

5. Get a 64 oz. Slurpee.

6. Pay.

7. Enjoy.