Saturday, July 22, 2006

I'm back, bitches

Both of my regular readers will be relieved to learn that my Sprint mobile wireless connection is back online. A mystery problem kept me from the web for the last 12 days or so, right in the heart of the biggest news story of the year -- the whacking of bloodthirsty terrorists in southern Lebanon. Oh, well.

I was miffed about the technical problem, but I have nothing bad to say about Sprint. They stayed on it, even calling me several times, which is rare treatment from a large company. No hard feelings, provided my porn delivery is uninterrupted -- I mean provided the connection keeps working.

Now piss off.

--Don Long

4 comments:

donnab said...

oh. were you gone for a while?

One of "Both of My Regular Readers" said...

I'm nobody's bitch, and dont appreciate, as a reader, being called that name.

Bryan said...

How shall we piss off?

cheeser-johnson-from-wisconsin said...

Mr. Long finally escaped from his straight-jacket, I see.