New Cynthia McKinney doll

One of 535 members of congress wasn't recognized yesterday, apparently giving Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga.) the go-ahead to assault a police officer. More here.


McKinney's publicists have released an exclusive new talking Cynthia McKinney doll to coincide with the assault. The first 10 buyers can get a comb to try to tame her hair -- for just fitty cents!

Pull the cord to hear the darndest things!

This traffic light has been red a long time. The engineers who made the lights are white. This is happening because I'm black!

My eggs are over-medium; I ordered them over-easy. The cook is white. This is happening because I'm black!

My alarm clock didn't wake me up this morning. It was designed by white engineers. This is happening because I'm black!

I refused to obey the orders of a police officer, so I punched him. That's okay, because he was white, and I'm black!

I've had a chip on my shoulder since slave days, and even though no white men have owned slaves in generations, I'm going to work my victimhood for maximum advantage -- because I'm black!