Monday, April 17, 2006

Michael Moore wins Boston Marathon

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Michael Moore edged out a Kenyan stick figure to win the Boston Marathon today. Eleven bystanders suffered minor injuries after being thwacked by Moore's jouncing jowls. Moore said his bitter hatred of the United States kept him going through the grueling race. After crossing the finish line, he collapsed in a heap, causing a magnitude 4.2 earthquake. Paramedics administered ho-ho's, ding dongs, and twinkies.

3 comments:

mike "fat boy" moooooooooore said...

My "jouncing jowls" are proprietary and I will ask you once to remove them from your post. If I have to ask you again, it will be through my lawyers.

The Shaved Ape said...

Your jowls are disgusting and I will ask you once to remove them from your chin and neck. If I have to ask you again, I will vomit.

donnab said...

it's wrong and impolite to joke about his weight. your a very immature person, Mr. Long.