Centerfold: a beautiful damsel from Jakarta
The upcoming "Gifts for Dads and Grads" issue will include the following:
-- Bin Laden pez dispenser
-- Beekeeper suit "for that special someone"
-- Wooden paddle with gold inlays, suitable for beating wives, daughters, and Christians
-- Deluxe turban cleaner, imported from Saudi Arabia
-- "Mein Kempf" in hardcover