Torture at Guantanamo revealed

The Daily Ablution has catalogued a detainee's list of maltreatment at GITMO:

--subject to [unspecified] "mental stress and pressure"

--"willfully misdirected ... to pray north"

--deprived of "comfort items"

--subjected to an [apparently failed] "attempt to withdraw Qur'an"

--able to hear two guards having sex, while they "assumed he was asleep"

--distracted from his prayer by the "sharp intake of breath" of a female MP who'd been "sexually fondled".

--offered a plate of pork

--the object of a conspiracy "to keep detainee ignorant of detainee's allotted Tuesday recreation"

--subjected to a "partially successful" attempt to administer injections "under the guise of immunisation", designed to "unhinge detainee's mental and emotional stability"

--had his peanut butter eaten by a guard "right in front of him"

The horror!