I occasionally get highly intelligent questions from ape-like readers. Instead of answering these insightful questions in the comment section, I'll put them up here for your pleasure. (Don't mention it).
Q: Is The Shakespeare Code the same as Morse Code? --Charlie Adams
A: Chuck is referring to this post about The Da Vinci Code and author Dan Brown. No, but that's a very good guess, Chuck. The Shakespeare Code is closely related to The Crotch Code, where a contentious theory holds that Mary was really Jesus' wife, and via the French Merovingian line, Jesus' ancestors have been carefully hidden in the sweaty pubes of some plumber's crotch. They're probably looking to get out of there about now. --Don