OBL, Hillary, Jacques Strappe Chirac, Pakistan

It was an interesting week for international events, to say the least.

1. Osama bin Laden has offered a long-term truce to the United States. John Kerry, had he been elected president, would be jumping out of his skin to sign a treaty with the world's most notorious fuckhead.

I would make a truce, too, as follows. Once every fanatical Muslim, especially the Dark Age ones pining away for a diseased "caliphate", are beheaded, burned, and dragged through the streets of Washington, D.C., then the U.S. will stop knocking off their little countries one by one.

2. The Cuntess Hillary Clintoon is bashing Bush over Iran, saying he "outsourced" diplomacy. Let's see if I understand this correctly. The same bitch who criticized the president for attacking Iraq without having the approval of every last human being on the globe, is accusing him of sitting this one out?

"The Whitehouse chose to downplay the threat," said Hillary.

Bush knew from the get-go that the "president" of Iran and the Mullah strings that pull on his mouth and limbs aren't rational enough for diplomacy -- and he was proved right. Sit back, let the EU3 (France, Germany, and the UK) fuck around and fail miserably, and see what happens. It would be an utter waste of time to talk to Iran. Listen to the crap that bubbles from their "president's" mouth! Hello? Are there any intelligent Democrats out there? Anyone? Please stand up. I, an idiot blogger with a bigger mouth than brain, predicted this precise scenario long ago, but Hillary didn't see what would happen? It's fucked, people.

To clue in Hillary and her fellow liberals: the UN is the next step, and it will produce no results. See Cambodia, Rwanda, Iraq, Bosnia, and countless others. Iran's "president" laughs at the thought of the UN's ineffective Security Council getting involved. So do I. So does Bush.

To further clue in Hillary and her fellow liberals: the UN will do nothing. Russia and China will block anything that has a remote chance of success. Israel will have no choice but to crush Iran like the maggots they are. Watch. See if I'm right.

The No. 1 job of non-liberals is to keep her Hillary Clinton out of the White House. I'd rather see Sirhan Sirhan released from prison and given the office of the president than see Ms. Nationalized Healthcare become president.

3. Jacques Strappe Chirac announced this week that France reserves the right to use non-conventional weapons in the event the country is attacked by terrorists. He's pulling a Hillary. The French are finally tiring of failed socialist policies centered on ignoring major world problems and keeping English words out of the French language. Recognizing this, Chirac opened his ancient lobster hole and spouted off, giving a bone to the few Frenchmen who aren't cowardly and arrogant.

4. Pakistanis are angry that U.S. missiles obliterated a flyspeck village hosting a luncheon for some of the world's most notorious terrorists. Each and every whining, pathetic scumbag can summarily fuck off. Tip for next time around: don't harbor enemies of the USA, and JDAMs won't come in the night. It's just as simple as that.