Jews who don't want peace

From the comfort of my recliner, beer in hand, I'm prepared to say that Israelis who protest the Gaza withdrawl are against peace. They seem unwilling to compromise even after forty years of suicide bombings.

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Avid surfers from several Gush Katif communities are threatening to take their boards out to sea on evacuation day and commit mass suicide by drowning. Settlement secretariats, psychologists and social workers have known about the plans of these young men, aged 16-21, for several weeks.

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I'm issuing a fatwa against these Shaved Apes.

Sing this to the tune of Hokey Pokey.. All together now!

The Funky Fatwa

You blow your right foot up
You blow your right foot off
You blow your right foot up
And you shake the stump all about
You do the Funky Fatwa,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!

Your blow your right hand up
You blow your right hand off
You blow your right hand up
And you shake the stump all about
You do the Funky Fatwa,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!

You blow your whole self up
You blow your whole self apart
You blow your whole self up
And you splash your guts around.
You do the Funky Fatwa,
And you blow yourself up.
That’s what it’s all about!