Iran wants one of two things: The sweetest deal it can blackmail from the unwitting Europeans, or it just wants the nukes.
EU3 is played by Germany, France and Britain. Supreme Idiot is played by Iran's "supreme leader" Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
EU3, with quivering lower lip: Please, please don't develop nukes!
Supreme Idiot: Nukes are a matter of national pride.
Eu3: Oh, no, please. We'll pay you!
Supreme Idiot: Pay us? I'm listening.
EU3: Here's our checkbook. How about $200M/year as an incentive?
Supreme Idiot: Our 'pride' is worth more than that.
Eu3: We'll throw in free processed uranium. Just please, please, oh please don't hurt us!
Supreme Idiot: No. We will proceed with our uranium processing.
I'm extremely pleased that Bush is sitting this one out. Just hang back and if/when Iran's first nuclear weapon is developed, crush them like ants scurrying around the sidewalk. They're begging for it, and I predict that one day they'll get it. With any luck, Israel will take care of the problem a la Iraq before we need to waste our ammunition on the pathetic Supreme Idiot Leader.
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Iran has declared that it will resume nuclear conversion at Esfahan within one or two days. Europe has requested an emergency meeting of the IAEA to pressure Iran not to resume nuclear fuel cycle work. Israel is pressuring Ukraine to demand from Iran the 12 nuclear-capable X-55 cruise missiles that were smuggled there four years ago.
All of this is happening as the talks with North Korea are drawing to a crucial, and so far unpredictable, end.
So is World War III imminent? Hardly.
Over reaction is exactly what these unlikely allies are fishing for. The coincidence of declared threats by both countries is a bit too convenient. By cranking the nuclear threat pressure simultaneously, both North Korea and Iran are hoping to walk away with the most handouts.
The first time one of these irrational dumbasses -- Supreme Idiot of Iran, Kimmy of North Korea, etc. -- cooks off a nuke, the U.S. will crush them like the cockroaches they are. The UN will issue warnings and take no action.
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