"The wheel goes round and round. The wheel...goes round. Bridgestone, passion for excellence."
Is it just me, or is Bridgestone's tire commercial the worst to ever grace a tellie? A pencil-thin, bald black man gyrating in a gray euro-suit, flanked by a pencil-thin black woman likewise gyrating, doesn't create an urge to buy a fucking tire. I honestly don't know what would create the urge, but THAT'S not it.