Tuesday, August 16, 2005

17 dumbasses injured over laptop sale

A pre-announced sale of used iBooks caused a stampede. Seventeen stupid Shaved Apes were hurt. The Houston Testicle covered the idiocy; bolding is mine:


    RICHMOND, VA. - Witnesses likened it to the running of the bulls.

    Screams filled the air and police called for backup as people were trampled, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. A child's stroller was crushed. A woman urinated on herself.

Fucking idiots. Still have hope for "humanity"?

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