Terrorists doing the right thing

Not in a million years would I have believed terrorists would do the right thing, but they are. The Shaved Ape would like to personally thank the 52 terrorists who are staging a hunger strike at Gitmo. This will save the United States from the rigors of answering questions about indefinite detention.

I cordially invite all 448 other maggots to join their comrades. For time immemorial it has been honorable to commit suicide rather than embarrass one’s family and friends with trials and sordid affairs like indefinite detention. Have at it, vermin!