Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Al Gore's 'Inconvenient Hypocrisy'

A multi-millionaire who lives on an estate that consumes more than 20 times the electricity of an average American home tells us to cut back on energy use.

ABC News:

    Armed with Gore's utility bills for the last two years, the Tennessee Center for Policy Research charged Monday that the gas and electric bills for the former vice president's 20-room home and pool house devoured nearly 221,000 kilowatt-hours in 2006, more than 20 times the national average of 10,656 kilowatt-hours.

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Term 'illegal alien' to become illegal?

Illegal aliens may officially become "immigrants" in Florida, if Sen. Frederica Wilson, D-Miami, gets her way. From Florida's News-Press:

    A state legislator whose district is home to thousands of Caribbean immigrants wants to ban the term "illegal alien" from the state's official documents.

    "I personally find the word 'alien' offensive when applied to individuals, especially to children," said Sen. Frederica Wilson, D-Miami. "An alien to me is someone from out of space."

    She has introduced a bill providing that: "A state agency or official may not use the term 'illegal alien' in an official document of the state." There would be no penalty for using the words.

    In Miami-Dade County, Wilson said, "we don't say 'alien,' we say 'immigrant.'"

This is liberalism at its finest. The negative connotation didn't evolve because of the word. It's because there are negative feelings towards people who are in the country illegally. That's not going to change when the word is changed!

Did any white supremacists stop their irrational dislike (or hatred) of blacks when the words "negro" and "colored" were changed to "black" and "African American"?

From Merriam-Webster's:

Illegal: not according to or authorized by law

Alien: relating, belonging, or owing allegiance to another country or government

How offensive to simply speak the truth.

Hippie roundup

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I put on the hazmat suit and ventured into the wasteland of liberalism.

Daily Kos

On the heels of the Sharpton-Thurmond slavery story, Daily Krotch seems to be advocating an expansion of reverse slavery (affirmative action) and calling for reparations:

    If looking back is uncomfortable, there's one question about race that's even more prickly: what are we going to do about it? What do we owe African-Americans for generations of slavery and torture? What's the bill for rights, education -- and in all too many cases, life -- denied? Are the weak programs in place really the best we can do? Is stamping "renewed" on legislation passed decades ago the limit of what we can accomplish?

Good question. What do we owe blacks? And what do we owe Indians for conquering them? And what do Italians, as descendants of Romans, owe the Europeans and Middle Easterners and Northern Africans? All were conquered and enslaved. What do the Macedonians owe to all the people mistreated by the army of Alexander the Great? Here are the answers: Equality and respect.

Another post beats the "run away" drum with zeal:

    What the Democratic Congress, and particularly the Democratic leadership, needs to realize is that the American people are a few steps ahead of them on this one. That, as far as the voting public is concerned, getting us out is the major priority. They support Murtha's general plan, and would probably support a Wu/Ackerman plan as well, as long as it was getting us out. These plans don't endanger the troops--they reassert Congress's critical role in governing this country and forcing executive accountability.

Americablog

One "Chris" is lamenting that Europe has 113 "super-efficient" cars available, where the U.S. has only two:

    Doggone socialists have all of the choices while the free market US economy has only two options. Sounds a lot like the old Soviet days when the Lada offered either with or without a radio. So where are all of the so-called free market Republicans? Oh that's right, they've been on the "let industry dictate policy" bandwagon and made sure they were lending a helping hand with the Soviet-ization of Big Auto, ridding them of any need to offer fuel efficiency. Who could ever forget Reagan starting the removal of fuel efficiency standards and then the Gingrich Congress implementing the final blow to any hope of minimum standards? Once again, witness Republican economics at work and try hard to figure out how it differs with Soviet style economics.

The GOP killed fuel efficiency standards? It seems Chris doesn't know why American cars changed from the heavy behemoths of the 1970s, with six liter engines, to the uncomfortable buzz-carts we have now. I don't expect him to exercise his mind by finding out, so I'll just tell him: CAFE.

Chris also comments on the world's stock market woes. You won't be surprised who gets blamed:

    Plenty of mixed messages in the Asian markets with most of the trading down and China slightly up. The question today is whether this is a correction or the start of a downward trend. All of that said, we use the word "bubble" for a reason and bubbles do not last forever. As for the US market, the economics of funding a war with tax cuts and selling the debt to a bubble economy is certainly a novel idea and one that will no doubt be a case study in econ classes in the future.

And there's this:

    So who owns this economy? What brain trust thought that Guns & Butter II would somehow work better than the original which sunk the US into an economic quagmire for years? Let's remember that there have been voices out there who have criticized this administration for waging war while handing out tax cuts to the wealthiest and just running a tab on China's expense account so now that China is stumbling and the war debt is increasing, this most recent fiasco falls squarely in the hands of the Bush administration. When the other shoe drops and the real estate bubble bottoms out, it will be another fine mess these clowns got us into. Republican economics in action, also known as the perfect storm.

Crooks and Liars

Nicole, who fancies herself an economics expert, weighs in on the stock market problems:

    While I agree that we should be jittery by how closely tied our economy is to China, it's frustrating to see how little we look at the root causes of that. Since we have gone from the biggest creditor to the biggest debtor nation, what will happen if the Asian market continues its instability?

We are indeed a big debtor nation, and that is the norm for a Western, industrialized democracy. That's how it works, honeybunch. There's nothing to be scared of.

John is promoting Seymour Hersh's assertion that Bush is planning to attack Iran:

    Sy jumps into the Situation Room after appearing with Wolf on Sunday to discuss his New Yorker article and the Pentagon's response to him. Isn't it interesting that they always put out statements trying to debunk Hersh's articles….I'm just saying….

It's ridiculously easy to debunk Hersh's articles. Go and read his story on Abu Ghraib. You remember, the one lefties claim broke the story, when the CIA issued a press release a month earlier? See how good old Sy puts a story together.

Plaid Adder mocks Fox's news parody show:

    Obviously, challenging authority is a problem for a show which is trying to be funny while defending the agenda and worldview of the regime currently in power. "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" exists only in order to help the authorities consolidate their power, and the target audience for this show--hard-core FOX viewers--can be assumed to have a pretty strong authoritarian bent. So they're not going to want to see the show attack authority anyway.

Firedoglake

Eli tells us about his "nightmare":

    One of the great things about a healthy democracy is that it has error-correcting mechanisms which prevent it from veering too far off course. They're not infallible or instantaneous, but if a politician or policy is really terrible, the odds are that he, she, or it won't be around for very long. Unfortunately, the Republican party has dedicated itself to sabotaging and co-opting these mechanisms, and over the last six years our government has been straying farther and farther from the ideals that this country was founded on.

If tough laws against terrorism are this guy's nightmare, he should stick to the monster under the bed.

His finale is strange:

    As some of you may perhaps have noticed, the media's errors or omissions hardly ever seem to favor Democrats, in clear defiance of all the laws of probability. I see a lot of exasperated liberal bloggers appealing to the media to show some pride in their work and start living up to their journalistic principles, or berating them for their addiction to cocktail weenies, but I think they miss the point. Lazy, incompetent, shallow reporters and pundits are merely a symptom, not the underlying problem.

Eli apparently thinks most MSM are biased to the right. Ha, ha haha ha ha! As in, LOL. Nearly all newspaper and TV news reporters are card carrying Democrats, and we all know that. Even the liberal MSM can't ignore big Democrat problems like Clinton getting impeached, so perhaps it's these few stories negative of liberalism that has gotten Eli all confused.

Peterr sees conspiracies everywhere, even with Cheney's travel schedule. It's a tongue-in-cheek post:

    It started yesterday on the art curator thread when Biodun noted that Dick Cheney is "stopping everywhere he can abroad, anything to delay his return to the States. I wonder what he’s afraid of back home." It continued this morning on the Condi thread when Redshift took it a step further, talking about what Cheney's scheduler might be thinking, trying to balance the jury with the Shooter's . . . ahem . . . diplomatic . . . ahem . . . travel options: “How long can they keep deliberating? I’m running out of countries!”

Hippies day dream about the darndest things, but Cheney being afraid to go home? I think Our Man Dick™ wants to get home ASAFP to have five or six rare steaks.

TalkLeft

"Withdrawal" and "redeployment" are still confused at this blog:

    On June 19, 2006, Senators Carl Levin and Jack Reed introduced a resolution calling for the phased redeployment of US military from Iraq commencing in 2006.

TPM Muckraker

I find it very odd that people who deny there is terrorism in the world would be making a big deal out of the Alishtari story:

    Abdul Tawala Ibn Ali Alishtari, indicted two weeks ago for financing terrorists in Afghanistan among other charges, gave more than $35,000 to Republican campaign committees, not $15,000 as was reported earlier.

Why is this story important if we're not at war against terror, and 9/11 was our fault? Someone has to explain that to me.

Also at TPM Muckraker, Andrew Bielak is concerned about an "ethically questionable pizza luncheon" hosted by John Ashcroft. I've hosted a few of those myself.

Holy disproportionate responses!

The U.S. and Israel are routinely accused of acting in a disproportionate manner. As if one can be too soft on barbarians who kill children for their "god".

The Jerusalem Post is reporting on rape being used as a revenge tactic against the IDF in the Palestinian territories:

    A gang of serial rapists has been prowling the North, raping Jewish women as revenge for IDF actions in the West Bank, police revealed Tuesday after arresting six suspects.

    "We are raping Jews because of what the IDF is doing to the Palestinians in the territories," one of the six suspects told investigators from the Northern District Central Investigative Unit (CIU) during questioning. During their questioning and their brief appearance at the Nazareth Magistrate's Court Tuesday, none of the four main suspects indicated that they felt remorse for their actions.

    Police said they were aware of four attacks carried out by the gang, but they believed there were probably other incidents that had gone unreported by the victims.

    In all four cases, police said, the rapists' modus operandi were strikingly similar - all of the attacks were directed against young women who were waiting at bus stops or designated hitchhiking points in the western Galilee and the Haifa area.

Can the rapists bill Allah for 72 virgins when they die? Or are the virgins reserved for the ones who blow themselves to smithereens?

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Windows Vista memory management

Sounds exciting, doesn't it? Well, it is. Last September Jeff at codinghorror.com published an interesting article comparing Vista's RAM caching (with SuperFetch) versus XP.

According to Jeff, Vista is much more aggressive, which will, theoretically, result in a less sluggish computer. This happens, essentially, because SuperFetch fills up most available RAM with things you're likely to need soon. It's also "smart", meaning it monitors your usage patterns and adapts accordingly. It may learn, for instance, when you go to lunch, and preload an anti-virus program just prior.

About five years ago I was on this bandwagon with some friends. I told them that one day every file and every application on the PC would load into RAM at power-on -- this would happen after ungodly amounts of RAM resided in our PCs. With plenty of new PCs shipping with 4GBs, we're getting close.

The devil is in the details, of course. Application developers always manage to take full advantage of every resource available, especially for games. Usually the only way to run a game with its full potential is to have a very powerful PC and give the game everything you have except whatever is needed to keep the OS from yawning.

Vista's SuperFetch isn't exactly what I had in mind, but it seems to be on the road.

How well does SuperFetch work, and more importantly, does Microsoft allow me to change its behavior? Gamers and anyone else using resource-intensive applications (video, engineering, etc.) will want all available resources. A commenter to Jeff's article sums it up nicely:

    This would be a tool I'd definitely want to play around with before enabling. Loss of game performance to keep grandma's cookie recipe in memory at all times doesn't seem like a very good trade-off to me.

The answer to controlling SuperFetch is: I dunno. It runs as a service (application sans GUI), so it can be disabled. All my PCs are XP, so I haven't had a chance to see SuperFetch in action. It seems that if you prefer an automatic transmission in your car, you'll like SuperFetch. If you like to control the car, rather than turn it over to a machine, an automatic SuperFetch isn't so nice.

The ultimate solution, as always, is to have one PC for gaming or other intensive apps, and one for everything else, like downloading porn 24/7 office apps and the web. These automated tools are designed for the masses, who don't use computers to their full potential -- and what's worse, most people actually prefer to remain ignorant of how a computer works (and their car and everything else around them). They hope the mysterious box with the blinking lights does what's required. An engineer once told me this is called FM, or Fucking Magic. Anything too complex to be understood runs on FM. (Damn! I tried so hard to conceal my disdain for humanity in this post. I really did try.)

A commenter on Jeff's article says there are problems with XP's Task Manager, which was used as the comparison tool between XP and Vista.

    Jeff, you need to read "Windows Internals, Fourth Edition". Task Manager in XP is a big fat liar. Windows Vista's Task Manager is not comparable.

    The figure quoted as 'available' in XP is the sum of zero, free, standby and modified lists. The 'system cache' figure is the sum of the system cache working set (amount of physical memory used by the file system cache plus the physical memory used by pageable code and data in drivers, plus the kernel's paged pool) and the standby and modified lists. Your screenshot shows the double-counting: Available + System Cache is 1.5 times physical memory!

Jeff used a screencap of Task Manager under XP alongside one from Vista, on similar PCs under similar, low level loads. Is it just me, or are these the exact same images? I can't see any difference.

I looked around the internets for information about SuperFetch, and found a few interesting things:

+ ComputerWorld says it is one of 20 reasons Vista is the best thing since masturbation sliced bread.

+ Jim Allchin of the Vista development team had this to say:

    One of the key enhancements to the Windows Vista memory management system is a new feature called SuperFetch. I discussed this briefly in my blog post about ReadyBoost. SuperFetch watches how you work and then uses the RAM on your system in a new way that optimizes the system's performance to the way you work. For example, in contrast to traditional memory management systems that today use an approach to prioritizing how RAM is allocated to the various programs and services running on the system, SuperFetch can differentiate memory being used for interactive (high-priority) tasks from memory used for background (low-priority) tasks. When the user isn't interacting with the system, background tasks are allowed to run, but when they complete, SuperFetch repopulates RAM with the content that supports the interactive applications. SuperFetch is also smart enough to know which applications are used most often (over a long period of time) and pre-loads those applications into memory.

+ OwensPerformance compares SuperFetch to Mac OS X.

Speaking of memory management, my XP laptop with 512MB RAM is presently running seven instances of Firefox, Windows Media Player, and Photoshop. The little laptop that could...

Stewart Brand: uniting geeks and hippies?

The New York Times profiles Steward Brand:

    Stewart Brand has become a heretic to environmentalism, a movement he helped found, but he doesn’t plan to be isolated for long. He expects that environmentalists will soon share his affection for nuclear power. They’ll lose their fear of population growth and start appreciating sprawling megacities. They’ll stop worrying about “frankenfoods” and embrace genetic engineering.

    He predicts that all this will happen in the next decade, which sounds rather improbable — or at least it would if anyone else had made the prediction. But when it comes to anticipating the zeitgeist, never underestimate Stewart Brand.

    He divides environmentalists into romantics and scientists, the two cultures he’s been straddling and blending since the 1960s. He was with the Merry Pranksters and the Grateful Dead at their famous Trips Festival in San Francisco, directing a multimedia show called “America Needs Indians.” That’s somewhere in the neighborhood of romantic.

    But he created the shows drawing on the cybernetic theories of Norbert Wiener, the M.I.T. mathematician who applied principles of machines and electrical networks to social institutions. Mr. Brand imagined replacing the old technocratic hierarchies with horizontal information networks — a scientific vision that seemed quaintly abstract until the Internet came along.

    Mr. Brand, who is now 68 and lives on a tugboat in Sausalito, Calif., has stayed ahead of the curve for so long — as a publisher, writer, techno-guru, enviro-philosopher, supreme networker — that he’s become a cottage industry in academia.

Maybe tree huggers will become reactor huggers.

New additions to sidebar

"Fun stuff", renamed "Diversions," has several new links:

Fark
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NY Times most popular
LA Times most popular

I also added The Terrorism Knowledge Base to the section called "The Full Story".

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Fidel Castro gives radio address

Fox News headline: Fidel Castro tells radio talk show 'I feel good'. Transcript of radio interview:

Fidel: I'm not dead!

Host: What?

Fidel: I'm not dead!

Host: Well, you'll be dead soon, you're very ill.

Fidel: I'm getting better!

Host: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Fidel: I don't want to go on the cart!

Host: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Fidel: I think I'll go for a walk!

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Democrat anti-war plans stall

The Los Angeles Times has the story:

    House Democratic leaders offered a full-throated defense Tuesday night of their plans to link Iraq war spending with rigorous standards for resting, training and equipping combat troops, saying that they would hold President Bush accountable for failing to meet those readiness tests.

    But after a fractious meeting of the House Democratic caucus, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said Democratic members still have not united around the proposal.

    More than a week after Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., detailed plans that he said would curtail deployments to Iraq, Pelosi and other Democratic leaders said the coming debate on war funding would be about forcing the administration to live up to existing military requirements. War funds would be redirected toward equipment, such as night-vision goggles, that some troops lack. Democrats would insist on giving combat troops a year off between deployments, and they could impose restrictions on Pentagon policies that extend combat tours.

Nobody is fooled by the noble language of "resting, training and equipping combat troops". This is an age-old political ploy to describe your objective with misleading language that no politician can stand against. An early example of this Democrat gamesmanship was changing "withdrawal" to "redeployment". We knew what was really happening then, and we know now.

I believe the reason the anti-war plans have stalled is that some Democrats are carefully weighing the ramifications of placing the wishes of anti-war hippies above the best interests of the country, which is to stabilize Iraq before leaving. Voters will remember which legislators believe it's right to reinforce tyrants' views that America can be defeated.

Terror attack list updated

I have added three new entries to the list of Muslim terror attacks against the U.S. They are the last three on the list.

Muslim girl kicked from soccer game

A Canadian soccer referee, a Muslim himself, ejected a girl who tried to play while wearing a hijab (more on Islamic headgear here.) Wearing any headgear is against the rules. From The Sydney Morning Herald:

    The ejection of an 11-year-old Canadian Muslim girl from a soccer game has reignited Quebec's debate over the "reasonable accommodation" of minorities, even prompting comments from Premier Jean Charest.

    Quebec's soccer federation said Asmahan Mansour of Ottawa was given the choice of taking off her hijab or not to play in a Sunday tournament in nearby Laval.

    The federation says wearing the hijab - an Islamic veil or head scarf - violates a no-headgear rule set down by the sport's governing body for safety reasons.

    But others have slammed the referee's decision, saying it is just another example of how Quebec is trying to get immigrants to toe a cultural line. The Quebec Soccer Federation noted the referee was also a Muslim.

Of course they're trying to get people to "toe a cultural line." This isn't limited to no-headgear at soccer games, it also includes other cultural problems with Muslims, like female castration, general oppression of women, honor killings, stoning unwed mothers to death, and so on and so forth.

    Maria Mansour, the girl's mother, said she was shocked and saddened by the incident, which she said had humiliated her daughter.

She was likely more humiliated by being forced to wear a head covering. Sadly, many Muslim women are so afraid, or have been sufficiently programmed, that they actually want to hide themselves, lest Muslim men lose control and attack them. We wouldn't want a rape or an honor killing.

    She told CBC Radio that she thought the incident was racially motivated.

    "Strongly, I do think so, because soccer is soccer whether it's in Ontario or Quebec or Europe and it's not right at all to not allow a Muslim girl who's proud of her religion to play soccer, a sport she loves so much," Mansour said.

    "It took a lot out of me to see my daughter in the middle being humiliated in front of a lot of people."

Oh, brother. This family moves from the Middle East or some other Muslim area to Canada, and knows absolutely nothing about Canadian culture and customs? Nothing? And they don't care, and are even indignant when asked to fit in? Honeybunch, your daughter was humiliated every time she went in public with an oppressive bag on her head.

    Even though a Muslim referee made the call against Mansour, that is irrelevant to Valmie Ouellet, the co-ordinator of regional technical services for the Quebec Soccer Federation. The referee was simply enforcing the rules set down by the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), she says.

    "We're simply the ones to apply that rule put forth by FIFA," she said.

    She pointed out jewellery is forbidden as well.

    "That's in the same law and if I was a fervent Catholic and I wanted to wear my chain and my crucifix around my neck for the game, I wouldn't be allowed to do so for the same safety reasons."

Precisely. Now let's see if Canada caves in to Muslim pressure groups, and changes FIFA rules just for one whiney group -- like they did with the case of knives in schools (Al Jazeera was all over that one, naturally.)

Via LGF.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Mexicans whine about trespass

The BBC is reporting that the Mexican government is upset about Americans trespassing on their territory. Between one and three million Mexicans illegally sneak into this country every year -- trespassing on an abominable scale, and they're going to complain about a fence going up 10 meters into their territory? Boy, they've got some brass ones down there.

    Mexico's Congress has condemned what it says is a border violation by US workers building a controversial barrier between the two countries.

    Legislators say workers and equipment building a section of the barrier have gone 10 metres (yards) into Mexico.

    The alleged border violation comes ahead of a high-level meeting in the Canadian capital Ottawa.

    US, Mexican and Canadian foreign ministers are to discuss border security and trade issues.

    Mexican legislators said they had photographs and video, taken on Monday, of the workers and heavy-duty construction equipment that showed them about 10 metres inside Mexico near the border city of Agua Prieta and the town of Douglas, Arizona.

Jan Ullrich retires from cycling

I never thought I would see the day when a man makes world headlines because he stopped riding bicycles. I did that years ago, and nobody made a fuss about it. The Mercury News, with some editing:

    Former bicycle rider The Shaved Ape ended his cycling Monday, still defending himself against lingering doping suspicions.

    The American, who never won any Tours, or anything, for that matter, announced his retirement eight months after discovering that watching TV was more enjoyable.

    "I am ending my active career," The Shaved Ape said. "It's not easy, but you have to listen to the voice inside you that the time is right. It was a good time and I would do it the same way again, even the bad times."

    He said he will stay in the sport as a consultant for neighborhood bicycle riders.

    The Shaved Ape criticized the way he had been treated by cars on the highway in Germany, Switzerland, and especially Laguna Beach.

Girl lost in Pakistani poker game

I'll see your $20 and raise you my two-year-old daughter. I think we can all agree that multiculturalism should exclude certain cultures. From al-Reuters:

    A teenage girl in southern Pakistan, whose late father lost her in a poker game when she was 2 years old, has asked authorities to save her from being handed over to a middle-aged relative.

    Rasheeda, 17, said she has filed applications with the police and a local councillor asking them to prevent Lal Haider, 45, from taking her to his home.

    Her mother, Nooran said her husband racked up a debt of 10,000 rupees ($151) to Haider playing cards.

    "My husband didn't have money to pay, and instead he told Lal Haider that he could take Rasheeda when she grows up," she said.

    Despite being paid his money last year, she said Haider still insisted the girl should be given to him because of tribal customs.

Ahhhh, the tribal customs.

Via Fark.

Mrs. Bill Clinton embarassed by Mr. Clinton?

WaPo is reporting that Hillarious Clinton's campaign is warning rivals not to mention Bubba's impeachment.

    Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has a new commandment for the 2008 presidential field: Thou shalt not mention anything related to the impeachment of her husband.

    With a swift response to attacks from a former supporter last week, advisers to the New York Democrat offered a glimpse of their strategy for handling one of the most awkward chapters of her biography. They declared her husband's impeachment in 1998 -- or, more accurately, the embarrassing personal behavior that led to it -- taboo, putting her rivals on notice and all but daring other Democrats to mention the ordeal again.

    "In the end, voters will decide what's off-limits, but I can't imagine that the public will reward the politics of personal destruction," senior Clinton adviser Howard Wolfson said Friday, when asked whether the impeachment is fair game for Clinton's opponents. Earlier in the week, Wolfson dismissed references to President Bill Clinton's conduct as "under the belt."

The "politics of personal destruction" automatically accompanies a run for the presidency. With so much material for Hillarious, I can't wait for the games to begin.

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Hillarious Clinton: shameless political chameleon

"A Convenient Lie" wins Oscar for best documentary

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Algore's socialism succeeded in its attack on capitalism.

Racist Farrakhan's last speech

Prominent racist Louis Farrakhan has barked out his final public speech, according to the BBC. He used the occasion to bash Bush and the Iraq War (yawn) and to denigrate the military.

    Speaking at an annual meeting of the Nation of Islam, Mr Farrakhan said that the US invaded Iraq because Saddam Hussein became an economic threat.

    "What should they do about a man who has been lying to America?" he said of Mr Bush. "If you won't impeach him, sanction him."

    He also said that America had no right to deny Iran nuclear power, and urged young people not to join the military.

    "I'm here to tell you, brothers and sisters, that's the worst decision you can ever make."

A few other interesting things have drooled from Farrakhan's mouth over the years:

+ "White people are potential humans - they haven't evolved yet."

+ "The Jews have been so bad at politics they lost half their population in the Holocaust. They thought they could trust in Hitler, and they helped him get the Third Reich on the road."

+ "Were they not involved in the slave trade? Yes, they were ... and to the extent that they were involved, somebody has to bring them to account. And I believe that has fallen on me."

+ "The Jews don't like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that's a good name. Hitler was a very great man. He rose Germany up from the ashes."

+ "They call (Hezbollah) terrorists, I call them freedom fighters. No one asks why they would do such a thing. Why would they do such a thing? What has driven them to this point? That's what the UN, the U.S. and Europe doesn't want to deal with because the Zionists have control in England, in Europe, in the United States and around the world."

+ "The white man is our mortal enemy, and we cannot accept him. I will fight to see that vicious beast go down into the late of fire prepared for him from the beginning, that he never rise again to give any innocent black man, woman or child the hell that he has delighted in pouring on us for 400 years."

Quote sources: The Guardian, Right Wing News

Good news for liberals

A new drug has made retarded mice smarter, according to The Los Angeles Times. Michael Savage has been saying for years that liberalism is a mental disorder. This could be the cure. For one time only, I'll support a mammoth, liberal social program that burdens taxpayers -- all liberals should have access to this drug free of charge.

    Lab mice with the mental retardation of Down syndrome got smarter after being fed a drug that strengthened brain circuits involved in learning and memory, researchers reported Sunday.

    After receiving once-daily doses of pentylenetetrazole, or PTZ, for 17 days, the mice could recognize objects and navigate mazes as well as normal mice did, researchers said. The improvements lasted up to two months after the drug was discontinued, according to the report in the journal Nature Neuroscience.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Indonesian ferry follies, Part Deux

On Thursday, 21 bodies were recovered from an Indonesian ferry that had caught fire. Today, the flame-damaged ferry sank with investigators and media on board. From the BBC:

    An Indonesian ferry involved in a deadly mid-voyage fire on Thursday has sunk with several safety investigators, police and journalists on board.

    Medical workers said a TV cameraman had died, two people were seriously hurt and an unknown number are missing.

Note to self: don't ride public transport while traveling in Indonesia.

Why Lieberman is considering the GOP

Media reports say Democrat Joe Lieberman may consider a switch to the GOP. Here's why: a recent MRI revealed something incompatible with liberalism -- the presence of a brain.

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If he decides to develop his newly discovered brain, he'll become a libertarian.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

No socialist is like Gandhi

The White Noise Insanity blog, along with Stalinesque buddies, are comparing themselves to world leaders. The image below is more accurate than the childish, online "personality test" they have been taking.

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UPDATE: I had never been called "a kool aid drinking re-pubie Bush asslicker" until visiting the White Noise blog. I was also called Satan.

Kos on Kucinich

The hard-left Markos, the "Kos" in Daily Kos, doesn't like Dennis Kucinich. This is from a speech Kucinich gave in 2002:

    Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self. The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars. Stardust and spirit unite and we begin: One with the universe. Whole and holy. From one source, endless creative energy, bursting forth, kinetic, elemental. We, the earth, air, water and fire-source of nearly fifteen billion years of cosmic spiraling.

Wow. Somebody's been chasing the dragon.

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Al Gore a favorite for an Oscar

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The "Goracle", as socialists are calling him

Friday, February 23, 2007

NASCAR's new website is awful

This is the worst mess I've seen online since teens were making sites in the mid-1990s. Furthermore, I clicked on "Busch Series" to get the Busch page, then schedule -- and got the Cup schedule.

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Floyd Landis samples mishandled

The Floyd Landis doping case may be weakening, according to The Los Angeles Times.

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"I've never used testosterone or other doping agents."

YouTube can kiss my ass

YouTube is being taken over by Japanese anime, which I care less about than sidewalk cracks. Moronic blender videos are very popular, too.

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Will it blend? Let's put a prepubescent ne'er-do-well with a video camera into a blender.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Inmate drug rehab program 'a complete waste of money'

Liberalism gets the treatment in The Los Angeles Times:

    California's $1-billion investment in drug treatment for prisoners since 1989 has been "a complete waste of money," the independent Office of the Inspector General said today, doing nothing to reduce the number of inmates cycling in and out of prison.

    One lengthy UCLA study of the state's two largest in-prison programs found that recidivism rates for inmates who participated were slightly higher than those of a group of convicts who did not receive treatment, Inspector General Matt Cate said.

    Perhaps most distressing, Cate said, the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation has been told in more than 20 reports since 1997 that the programs are failing. Yet officials have done nothing to fix them, choosing instead to expand them and fund additional studies of their results.

    "Successful treatment programs could reduce the cost to society of criminal activity related to drug abuse, change lives, and help relieve the state's prison overcrowding crisis," Cate, the nonpartisan watchdog over corrections, said in a 50-page report. "But so far the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation has squandered that opportunity."

And yet Californians continue voting for Democrats, as if they can make the world of their big-hearted dreams replace the actual world in which we live.

Prisons are storage bins for undesirables. Using them for other purposes is "a complete waste of money."

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Barry Bonds challenges grand jury

Baseball player Bonds has told a grand jury to investigate him, according to Fox News.

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"I've never used steroids"

Fox News: Public enemy No. 1

A liberal automaton said at the Daily Krotch today that Fox News is "the conservative machine's propaganda arm." I was hoping to hear the comical, leftist slogan, military industrial complex. Nothing is more enjoyable than seeing the look of fear in a liberal's eyes when they contemplate the destruction wrought by the omnipotent "complex". But alas, the loon stopped short.

The liberal mind is too closed to fathom that Fox's founder simply understood that nearly all media in America is left or far left, which left a huge, untapped market.

Many Americans grew tired of hearing the big cheeks of Miles O'Brien saying we'll be out of oil, dead of acid rain and Mad Cow and SARS and bird flu, bankrupt, conquered, under water in 10 years.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

John Edwards declares Israel a threat

Variety magazine is reporting on a speech Edwards made in Hollywood:

    Perhaps the greatest short-term threat to world peace, Edwards remarked, was the possibility that Israel would bomb Iran's nuclear facilities. As a chill descended on the gathering, the Edwards event was brought to a polite close.

Any country with a neighbor like Iran would have to at least consider a preemptive strike. They are unstable in the best of times, actively support terrorists, were caught enriching uranium in secret for three years, and openly call for the death of Jews and the total annihilation of the nation of Israel. What choice is there, especially when the UN is acting true to form by issuing warnings and toothless resolutions?

If past history is any indication of future actions, Israel will make a preemptive strike. The BBC's archive has this story from 1981:

    The Israelis have bombed a French-built nuclear plant near Iraq's capital, Baghdad, saying they believed it was designed to make nuclear weapons to destroy Israel.

    It is the world's first air strike against a nuclear plant.

    An undisclosed number of F-15 interceptors and F-16 fighter bombers destroyed the Osirak reactor 18 miles south of Baghdad, on the orders of Prime Minister Menachem Begin.

    The army command said all the Israeli planes returned safely.

The attack used only F16s, according to The Military Channel. Also, before the bombing, Israel tried a variety of ways, some nice and some not, to halt the construction of Saddam's nuclear facility.

Israel's explanation for the bombing:

    The Israeli Government explained its reasons for the attack in a statement saying: "The atomic bombs which that reactor was capable of producing whether from enriched uranium or from plutonium, would be of the Hiroshima size. Thus a mortal danger to the people of Israel progressively arose."

    It acted now because it believed the reactor would be completed shortly - either at the beginning of July or the beginning of September 1981.

    The Israelis criticised the French and Italians for supplying Iraq with nuclear materials and plegded to defend their territory at all costs.

    The statement said: "We again call upon them to desist from this horrifying, inhuman deed. Under no circumstances will we allow an enemy to develop weapons of mass destruction against our people."

If Israel has changed its views on these things, then perhaps there will be no military strike. If not, I think the future is crystal clear.

Spanking ruins children forever, according to LA Times

An LA Times article is championing studies that say non-spanked kids do better for the rest of their lives.

    The researchers interviewed more than 800 mothers and asked how often their kids did antisocial things such as cheat, lie, bully, deliberately break objects or act disobediently at school. Taking into account the degree of antisocial behavior that each mother said her child displayed at the beginning of the study, Straus' team concluded that spanking probably contributed to increases in bad behavior seen during the study.

    Nevertheless, Straus notes, a "lucky majority" of kids who get spanked suffer no discernible harm.

"Lucky majority"? The studies reveal that repeated, excessive spanking is not useful and is possibly detrimental, but not that it's a recipe for disaster.

    Spanking "gives the message that force is a justifiable method of solving conflicts," says Daphne Bugental, a psychologist at UC Santa Barbara. "The child is learning a lesson: If you run into a conflict, use power, use force."

Spanking offers at least one positive lesson: Actions have consequences. Anybody can see that kids today are completely out of control, and that's because they have learned there are no negative consequences for bad behavior. There needs to be a balance.

Guantanamo detainees denied access to federal courts

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that a 3-judge panel has denied detainees access to the courts:

    In a victory for President Bush in his global war on terrorism, a divided federal appeals court ruled today that the suspected enemy combatants at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp in Cuba had no right to challenge their imprisonment in U.S. courts.

    In a 2-to-1 vote, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia held that the detainees had no access to U.S. courts because they were taken into custody overseas and held in a facility over which U.S. courts have no authority.

    "Federal courts have no jurisdiction in these cases," wrote Judge A. Raymond Randolph for himself and Judge David Sentelle.

    In her dissent, Judge Judith W. Rogers said Congress had no constitutional authority to deny individuals held by the U.S. government access to the federal courts.

Even I know this is not true. Enemy combatants detained during a time of war are not entitled to federal courts. I'm not aware of this happening at any time in our history; I'm not aware of any German or Japanese prisoners during WWII being granted access to U.S. civilian courts. They were detained until the war was over.

Furthermore, the detainees are not covered by POW conventions because they were not in uniform and did not represent a recognized, governmental military force. These individuals knew the rules before taking up arms against the U.S.

In past wars, enemy combatants caught out of uniform were treated very differently; usually much worse. Sometimes they were hanged immediately as spies. An interesting case is the "Little War" the Portuguese waged against French invaders circa 1800. Why did the French treat these guerrillas (literally, "little warriors") differently than captured British soldiers? I invite liberals to investigate the answer to that question.

Generally speaking, this is a political issue, not a legal issue. The dissenting judge is a liberal with the typically liberal belief that we're not at war against terrorists. It seems that because a large, uniformed military force isn't shelling our coasts, there is no war, despite the WTC atrocity and many decades of attacks prior. I can't see any other way to read this.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Indian mascot dropped by U. of Illinois

AP is reporting that the University of Illinois has caved in to liberalism (sometimes incorrectly called political correctness). The U's Indian mascot was ditched because a tiny minority of people were offended.

This is a job for Blobby, the only mascot who won't offend anyone. It is neutral gray, shapeless, genderless, and doesn't represent any culture, political ideology, or religion. Best of all, it roots for both teams, because even losers are winners -- by achieving deferred success. Go Blobby!

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Michael Waltrip poses with his confiscated engine

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Liberal beliefs

U.S. foreign policy assumed human form and piloted airliners into the World Trade Center. It's not clear why the ghostlike apparitions spoke Arabic.

Guns are manufactured with small, malevolent brains.

Giant, paper mache puppets will actually have an impact on foreign policy.

Because Cuba has nationalized healthcare, Fidel Castro is a nice guy.

George Bush is just like Hitler, but Abraham Lincoln, who suspended Habeus Corpus, condoned real torture, and closed down newspapers critical of him, is a great man.

Poor people are not lazy.

People who say they want to commit genocide should have a nuclear bomb because George Bush doesn't want them to have it.

A rain shower can't be predicted more than three days in advance, but a 100-year, doomsday climate scenario is accurate.

Just thinking about smoking a cigarette should be made illegal.

Dick Cheney is the Man Behind the Curtain. Behind him is another curtain, behind which sits a group of Zionists.

Cindy Sheehan is sane.

The government should raise our children.

If our energy sources emit even a single ounce of CO2, we should abandon civilization and return to the days of hunting and gathering.

Universal health care is free, and the government can run it better than the private sector.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Photoshop images at The Shaved Ape

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