Very well

I REMOVED IT DAMMIT

Carter as Dhimwit

For many years I've been asking myself, "When will Jimmy Carter croak?" Never, it seems.

To find out more about Jimmuh Cahtuh, the idiot who thinks Hamas' election victory was "beautiful," go here. Glen Reinsford knocked the peanut out of the ballpark.

UAE port deal: low character on the left

Who are these members of the new American left? Haven't I heard the name Chuck Schumer somewhere before? Nancy Pelosi? Diane Feinstein? Who are these people?

These are the wild-eyed whackjobs who like to call the war on terror "Bush's war," or the "so-called war on terror," as if 9/11 never occurred. These same whackjobs told us that because the air conditioning was too cold at Guantanamo Bay (in Cuba in August, no less), it was torture. These raving lunatics told us we removed Saddam Hussein for oil, when I haven't seen one miserable black drop -- three years after we stopped mass murder, genuine torture, and other genocidal acts.

Now, when the left hears about a UAE company winning a contract to control several U.S. ports, they're arm-in-arm, hand-in-hand, dick-in-ass, talking about how Bush is in error for threatening to veto a bill to block the port deal. Wtf? They COMPLETELY change their entire modus operandi when they see an opportunity to attack Bush. This is more transparent than cling wrap. They should be embarassed for themselves. Damn. Don't they own mirrors?

Let me recap, just to see that I get it. Far-left whackjobs who deny there are terrorists in the world (John Kerry calls them a "nuisance"), are upset that the UAE will be given administrative control over ports?

This completely defines the problem with the left. "Anything to get at Bush" is the ENTIRE Democratic party platform. It's laughable.

For the record: I am not a Republican, I am an atheist, and I am completely against any Arab, Muslim, or Middle Eastern country having any control over any U.S. ports. There are two reasons for this: old-fashioned common sense, and Entebbe. The difference between me being against the port deal, and the left being against the port deal, is that I haven't spent the last five years implying, or outright stating, that the war on terror is Bush's war.

Bumper stickers: The American left's last stand?

A curious article published at the BBC says the "American left has faded away."

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...The American left has faded away.

Only their bumper stickers remain, like cockroaches after a nuclear holocaust.

"Re-defeat George Bush," they whine. Not knowing, not caring that the world has changed.

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No money to Hamas, period

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If President Bush sends even one nickel of my money to Hamas, I will take it out on his political party for the next 20 years. I'll quit smoking if that's what it takes for me to live another 20 years.

This includes repackaging the money, or sending through USAID, or through the UN, or any other subterfuge. People who conduct suicide bombings against innocent civilians (or anyone else, for that matter), will not have access to my money.

I HOPE THAT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR.

Latest news: Hamas website calls for nuclear destruction of Israel.

California delays execution

I can't believe California is postponing the snuffing of Michael Morales. Come on! The last one was so much fun!

I hate Olympic skating events

The Winter Olympics suck because of all the damned skating. There's figure skating, dance skating, singles skating, doubles skating, short programs, long programs...

It's NAUSEATING.


Hockey can stay.

Welcome

Welcome, new readers. I hope you like this blog. If not, I cordially invite you to:

1. Fuck yourself.

2. Slam your genetalia with a blunt object. Better yet, have somebody else do it.

3. Drive a No. 2 pencil through your larynx while singing Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Call Me the Breeze".

Thanks for stopping by.

Cartoonish Muslims protest free speech

Have you been following this? According to NPR, a German man was kidnapped (and then released), and riots have been erupting worldwide -- all because a Danish newspaper published images of Allah and Mohammed. Any depiction of these two characters is forbidden by Islam.

The BBC has several stories on the Muslim problem: 1, 2, 3.

It's not a terrible shock that a perceived insult to Islam has Muslims calling for death and making murderous threats. It is a pattern repeated since the diseased "caliphate" blighted the world nigh on 12 centuries ago. The current emulation of the Dark Agers going nuts is because they don't understand free speech, they don't have it, and they don't even want it.

Note that when Monty Python made "The Life of Brian," and after it was deemed blasphemous by the Vatican, no Christians set fire to anything, nor threatened anyone's life nor kidnapped a single human being. (I'm atheist, but the comparison is quite meaningful).

Likewise when the notorious "Piss Christ" debuted some years back in the United States, Christians didn't call for the blood of infidels.

Oh how the world tires of Dark Age fundamentalists. The West is not at war with Islam, we're just getting extremely bored with it.

In the name of art and free speech, I present the following: